The Easter Bunny Came to San Francisco - Part 1

"I'm in San Francisco...I'm with Auntie Fairy! Drool = Uncontrollable!"

"After all this time around my Aunt Mo...I'm quite the pro at smiling for pictures now!"

"Get ready for all my funny faces...this is just ONE of many Minnie!"

"Mommy, I know they say plastic bags aren't good for babies...

but I just love the sound they make!"

"This is how I cruise in 'Phat' Baby style! Off to get sushi with Mommy and Auntie Mo!"

"This is what I like to do with my rainboots when Mommy isn't looking!"

"Bring...on...the...funny...face...challenge!"

"I love to help my Mommy wipe my face...actually, let me tell you a lil' secret,

the second she hands one to me, in my mouth it GOES!"

BUSTED

"Please, just one more wipe Mommy"

Britt - "Minnie, that's the fourth wipe you've eaten in 30 minutes"

Ha ha!

"I'm such a good eater but really DO try to get it all over my face!"

"1, 2, 3, 4...these stars will end up on the floor!"

"I love my baffer, baffer time! Mommy sings to me so sweetly!"

"Yippee...I'm the cutest baby in the WORLD!"

"Check me out - I can look at Uncle Wah and pet ZoZo at the same time!

So talented!"

Uncle Wah - "Now Britt, this tiny thing right here is where

ALL these stinky smells are coming from?"

Ha ha!

"Uncle Wah...you're so handsome."

"Showin' off my dancin' skillz...Daddy has already taught me how to dance...Auntie Mo thinks it's amazing!"

"Mommy, stop talking about my allergic reaction on my face...everyone keeps staring at me! Where's my t-shirtsy twin at?"

"Yay, here's my peace lovin' cuz! I got your ball, heee heee heee! I got it!"

"Mommy, why do I see you screaming NO in really slow motion?"

"Hey, where'd the ball go? Ewwwww, Zola...don't DO that. That's like Pet Semetary creepy!"

"Ick, the aftertaste of Zola's ball is just NAS-TEE!"

"Yay, we went to have lunch with Uncle Wah!

He didn't eat and just played with me the whole time!"

"Closer...just a lil' bit closer. Good, I'll only grab ONE lip at a time, not to worry!"

"Auntie Mo...if I see that flash one more time I'm gonna open up a can of...

tee hee, just kidding Mommy. I'll be nice!"

"Check the lady in the background...yep, she's a fan of my cuteness level for SURE!"

"Scuse me, do you mind Auntie Fairy? I'm trying to eat here!"

"Older, faster but WAY tinier cousin Zola is only 1/10 my weight...

I'm just too slow to juke her yet. Give me time, give me time!"

"She knows she's quick so she just dive bombs and licks off my baby food face and gives me a GAZILLION kisses! Yes, it makes me laugh and I blink my eyes really fast!"

"I said I surrender...I surrender! Don't you people see...I've raised my WHITE sleeve.

Someone SAVE me!"

"Of forget it, nobody is listening to the BABY! I'm just going to hide under this blanket...no one will EVER find me here!"

"Tee hee hee...how DID you find me?"

"Seriously, are my funny faces getting genius or WHAT?"

"Mommy, one word for you about these safety pin cloth daipers - GHETTO!"

Minnie -

"Hurry Uncle Wah, run as fast as you can down to the store to get me some more diapers!"

Zola -

"Really Dad, walk s-l-o-w...a dirty diaper is JUST what I have in mind!"

"What...did...you...SAY?

No way! Daddy gets here tonight!"

"I need to relax, Daddy's arrival has me all stressed out! Time for a pseudo-spa treatment...my bestest avocado facial!"

"Hee hee, that tickles. Did you notice I blend in with Fairies placemats too?"

"I know, the cuteness levels are through the roof!"

Baby Flasher!

Much more lady-like!

"Scuse me, I have a question. Why am i ALWAYS down here on the floor with Zo?"

"That's right Great Uncle John...one foot in front of the other...closer, closer..."

"...you almost got it...closer. Now bring that beard over to me now!"

"Auntie Fairy said this is one of her newest FAVE pics of me."

"Now you can see where I get all my good looks from!"

"Even though we're at a fancy restaurant, I have something to share. I'm studying and almost have my black belt. High Yah!"

"Eeeeeee, High Yah, Sensei!"

"See, haven't I gotten good?"

"Shhh, Mommy says spit bubbles aren't lady-like but she can't SEE me!"

"This is a very difficult maneuver. Don't try this at home..karate with cracker! I'm awesome!"

"Now onto my next act...the bestest drunken/zucchini goatee you're ever seen!"

"Mr. Dan, you're smiling because you THINK you're finger is safe...obviously you haven't seen my two bottom teeth yet! I'm like a baby great white...grrrr!"

"Mr. Dan was a very funny and smiley man...I stared at him all night long from across the table!"

"Daddy, I'm confused. I thought you told me Mr. Scott only grabs girls tushes at bars when they're closer to HIS age?"

"I just saw a ghost...NO, really. A ghost."

"I'd like to call this picture...3 Men and a Little Lady Baby!"

"Me and Mr. Scott were obviously on the same funny face making wavelength!"