Monster Baby

A couple of days ago Ryan was upstairs changing smelly Minnie when I heard him screaming "Monster Baby!" I ran upstairs and saw Ryan holding Minnie down on the changing table with one finger trying to get as far away from her bottom as possible. She had projectile-pooped all over his shirt, hands, and arm. I took over so he could run to the bathroom as fast as he could. I swear Minnie had a pleased look on her face. Since then, Ryan jumps every time she makes a noise when changing her. Parenthood is hilarious when it's happening to the other parent.